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Stories and Sweets

Sometimes artist and writer, less-than frequent baker of sweet things, rare photographer, and all-time lurker. ♥

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Instant reblog.

stop what you’re doing and watch

Not reblogging this is a federal offense. 

<3

I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.

 this will make a man out of me

I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.

I love this movie so freaking much.

always reblog, no questions asked.

Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!

FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!

I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song

I can’t not reblog this. My blog is incomplete without this. Anyone’s blog is incomplete without this. Disney attained musical perfection, and it must be shared by all.

Well, I can’t break the law.

(Source: 90sjamz)


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Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don’t tell your mother you’re meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky’s law and Godwin’s law and Murphy’s law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you’ve ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn’t care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you’re really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn’t create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn’t create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself.

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Jun 1st at 5PM / via: humhallelujahx / op: gointorosedale / 33,674 notes

http://hesychasm.livejournal.com/187818.html

(via whats-up-giggly)


May 30th at 9PM / via: jamandfezzes / op: jamandfezzes / 23,524 notes

jamandfezzes:


May 29th at 11PM / via: frankreich / op: frankreich / 1,007 notes

A bastard, an assassin, and a lord.


May 28th at 8PM / via: soltian / op: lazyocean / 18,107 notes

soltian:

youmewlingquim:

#and then they made out #true story

“Pah, I grew up on a farm, bro.”

…………..Fuck you both in the eye. I hope everyone is aware that I just don’t get like this over celebrities/actors, ever. But these two have both told the same story now, this…really really questionable bullwhip-in-the-dressing-room story WHILE TOM IS CHANGING??? AND HIS TERRIBLE LITTLE EVIL LAUGH AT THE END. I CAN’T HANDLE EITHER OF YOU GO THE FUCK HOME.

(Source: lazyocean)


“I just wanted to see what you would do.”

(Source: kingruffalo)


Am I Gay?: A Journey of Self Discovery with Shang.

thismarks-theend:

Well this was pretty perfect.

So, that just made my day.

omg OTP

LOLOLOL

(Source: twelve-jammy-badgers)


May 25th at 8PM / via: tyleroakley / op: jeremyrennersarms / 55,290 notes
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tyleroakley:

Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.

I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.

(Source: jeremyrennersarms)


May 25th at 3AM / via: brodinsons / op: anthony-starks / 1,588 notes

some days, like rain on the doorstep she’ll cover me with grace in all she offers sometimes I’d like just to ask her what honest words she can’t afford to say

some days, like rain on the doorstep 
she’ll cover me 
with grace in all she offers 
sometimes I’d like just to ask her 
what honest words 
she can’t afford to say

(Source: anthony-starks)


ಠ_ಠ: The worst fandom.

May 24th at 11PM / via: missangelarose / op: riningear / 6,217 notes

bronycurious:

riningear:

Ok, guys. I’m sorry, but I really have to get this off my chest.

I think I’ve realized what the worst fandom is.

These people in my class every morning, complaining about what happened last night in this and that.

Grown men get into fights about it, and…


serbranflakes:


“wherever arya goes, gendry goes”

 #LOOK AT THEM THOUGH #arya is all like #’silent as shadow *sneak sneak sneak* #and gendry is just like #THIS IS A FUCKING DUMB IDEA *CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP*

serbranflakes:

“wherever arya goes, gendry goes”

 #LOOK AT THEM THOUGH #arya is all like #’silent as shadow *sneak sneak sneak* #and gendry is just like #THIS IS A FUCKING DUMB IDEA *CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP*

(Source: robbstarksscrunchyface)


me trying to read fanfiction

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as


May 20th at 6PM / via: brodinsons / op: humanbeing001972978 / 35,373 notes

avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

(Source: humanbeing001972978)


May 19th at 3AM / via: ludzies / op: ludzies / 9,337 notes
ludzies:

Four more days ughhhjkasdhgsdg
If something similar to this doesn’t happen I will be legitimately upset
but not really.

ludzies:

Four more days ughhhjkasdhgsdg

If something similar to this doesn’t happen I will be legitimately upset

but not really.


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gallifreyanheart: